Abraham Linclon

• Am I not destroying my enemies by making friends of them?

Others

• If it's there & you can't see it, it's invisible.
  If it's not there & you can see it, it's virtual.
  If it's not there & you can't see it, you DELETED IT!!
• If you can talk about it & can't do it, you are a salesman.
  If you can't talk about it & can do it, you are a technician.
  If you can talk about it & can do it, you are a professional.
  

The Simpsons

• I eat paste.  -Ralph
• No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American Way.  -Homer
• Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.  -Homer
• Trying is the first step towards failure.  -Homer